Face lift daw

A DIALOGUE BETWEEN TWO DISCONNECTED MINDS:
Me: (Catching a glimpse of myself on a hand mirror) Kailangan ko na yatang magpa-facelift.
Personal Assistant: (Overhearing me talking to myself) Huh? Aga pa, ma’am!
Me: (Smiling now) Uy, talaga ha!
PA: Opo, ma’am, it’s too early for that …
Me: Eh, kelan kaya?
PA: Di ba every 15th at 30th kayo nagpapayroll? May [...]